Example Routines

Browse example routines, roast collections, and quick-start prompts. This page is for finding an angle first, then deciding what you want to riff on.

Want roasts? Start with Roast someone or browse the Roast generator. Want straight stand-up instead? Try stand-up jokes.

Slack & Circumstances

Remote work

Every meeting starts with ‘Can everyone hear me?’ Yes, unfortunately…

The Meeting That Should’ve Been an Email

Work life

We’re here for ‘a quick sync’, which is corporate for ‘cancel your plans.’

Night Shift Notes

Shift work

My body clock is so broken it thinks 3am is a personality trait…

Dave’s Kitchen Crimes

Roast my flatmate

He leaves dishes in the sink like it’s an art installation. Unfinished, confusing…

Manager Energy

Roast my boss

He says ‘circle back’ so much I’m starting to think he’s a roundabout…

Group Chat Court

Group chats

Every plan is a 200-message debate that ends with ‘maybe next week.’

Sibling Energy

Roast my sibling

My sibling shows up late with confidence, like punctuality is a scam invented by Big Clock…

Dating App Olympics

Dating apps

Everyone is ‘fluent in sarcasm’, which is a brave way to say ‘emotionally unavailable.’

Gym Logic

Gym

I pay money to pick things up and put them down, then call it self-improvement…

Need a blank page with better jokes?

Once you’ve found the vibe, head to /generate to write your own routine.