Example Routines
Browse example routines, roast collections, and quick-start prompts. This page is for finding an angle first, then deciding what you want to riff on.
Browse roast collections
These pages are better if you want category-specific lines before you open the generator.
Boss roast examples
Office lines, meeting jokes, and manager energy that actually sounds like a roast.
Friend roast examples
Playful lines for flaky friends, dramatic texters, and chaos merchants.
Funny roasts for coworkers
Work-safe-ish jokes for quick questions, Slack threads, and calendar crimes.
Savage roasts for friends
Sharper friend roasts when playful is still allowed to sting a little.
Quick-start prompts
Start from a specific situation if you already know the joke target.
Boss who says "circle back"
A quick-start roast prompt for the kind of manager who talks in meeting jargon.
Flatmate vs washing up
A prompt for sink disasters, passive-aggressive dish piles, and shared-house chaos.
Group chat evidence
A prompt built for screenshots, suspicious messages, and plans that never happen.
Slack & Circumstances
“Every meeting starts with ‘Can everyone hear me?’ Yes, unfortunately…”
The Meeting That Should’ve Been an Email
“We’re here for ‘a quick sync’, which is corporate for ‘cancel your plans.’”
Night Shift Notes
“My body clock is so broken it thinks 3am is a personality trait…”
Dave’s Kitchen Crimes
“He leaves dishes in the sink like it’s an art installation. Unfinished, confusing…”
Manager Energy
“He says ‘circle back’ so much I’m starting to think he’s a roundabout…”
Group Chat Court
“Every plan is a 200-message debate that ends with ‘maybe next week.’”
Sibling Energy
“My sibling shows up late with confidence, like punctuality is a scam invented by Big Clock…”
Dating App Olympics
“Everyone is ‘fluent in sarcasm’, which is a brave way to say ‘emotionally unavailable.’”
Gym Logic
“I pay money to pick things up and put them down, then call it self-improvement…”
Need a blank page with better jokes?
Once you’ve found the vibe, head to /generate to write your own routine.