40 Roast Examples You Can Copy
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They say they’re ‘low-key’—nothing about them is low-key.
They’re not late, they’re just consistently surprising.
They call it ‘being direct’—it’s actually just skipping manners.
They love ‘honesty’ the way toddlers love blunt objects.
They’re always ‘busy’ but somehow available for gossip.
They say they’re ‘easygoing’ with a list of requirements.
They have main character energy, but it’s a documentary.
They’re ‘taking a break’ from dating—still flirting in the group chat.
They don’t start arguments. They start ‘discussions’.
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They’re the reason the mute button was invented.
They’re ‘working on themselves’—mostly on their excuses.
They say ‘I’m not judging’ like a courtroom.
They have strong opinions for someone who just learned the topic.
They call it ‘manifesting’—I call it ‘not doing the work’.
They say ‘let’s keep it casual’ like it’s a legal contract.
They’re so dramatic even their water bottle has a backstory.
They say they’re ‘chill’ while composing a three-paragraph text.
They have the confidence of a toddler with a marker.
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They ‘don’t do drama’—they produce it.
They say they’re ‘over it’ while bringing it up weekly.
They’re not messy, they’re just living in a concept.
They call it ‘self care’—it’s just ignoring responsibilities.
They don’t ghost. They ‘take space’.
They have a new era every week.
They say ‘I’ll let you know’—you will not know.
They say ‘I’m on my way’ like it’s a vibe.
They do the bare minimum and expect a standing ovation.
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They’re ‘spontaneous’—meaning they refuse to plan.
They say ‘I’m not mad’ like a warning siren.
They have commitment issues with plans and shampoo.
They say ‘it’s fine’ like it’s never fine.
They’re always ‘just popping in’—and then staying for an hour.
They treat boundaries like suggestions.
They don’t overshare—they document.
They say ‘I’m humble’ while telling you they’re humble.
They’re the kind of person who makes a ‘quick stop’ into a day trip.
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They say ‘no worries’ like they didn’t just cause worries.
They call it ‘going with the flow’—the flow is chaos.
They say ‘I’m listening’ while checking their phone like a stock ticker.
They have big opinions for someone who just arrived.
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